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In my family, I'm kind of labeled as the wussy one. I'm scared of elevators, bears, and the dark, and when Alex and I went to Mexico, it took me an hour to get up the nerve to snorkel. I prefer things that aren't at all dangerous, like eating cheese or sitting still. So, needless to say, these hilarious posters were right up my alley.
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Haha, I love how things that aren't dangerous are eating cheese and sitting still! :)
Those posters are so awesome.
I especially love the sharks - these are so funny!
While I do like snorkeling, I also quite like eating cheese! No thanks to bungee jumping or anything like that though - the very thought makes my palms sweaty.
let me tell you - eating cheese and sitting still terrify me. I am so scared of trying smelly cheeses. In Paris last december I walked into a fromagerie and had to walk right back out so I could breathe. Somehow I just can't handle the cheese. And as for sitting still -- yoga which requires a lot of sitting still is one of the hardest things I've ever done in my life!
also snorkeling scares me, too.
lol i love how you prefer things like eating cheese or sitting still...hilarious and i couldn't agree more!
Made me laugh.
Out loud.
But don't be afraid of bears!
Eatings cheese is something I love doing too. Those are really cool. I love the shark one so much:)
Kisses,Joanna
LOL LOL LOL
'Eating cheese and sitting still.'
Priceless.
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Oh, now I'm craving cheese! :)
these posters are neat!
Ha, I can totally relate. I'm terrified, TERRIFIED, of the ocean, so kudos to you for sucking it up and facing your fear :) And I also prefer safe activities - back country snow boarding? No way! I'll stay at home, by my lonesome, and drink a glass of wine.
Eating cheese and sitting still is one of my favorite pastimes! I'm with you on being a wuss. Roller Coasters scare me (the really big ones like at Magic Mountain in California) and never in a million years would I go skydiving or bungee jumping. I get a thrill just thinking about it, thankyouverymuch.
Gotta love these posters!
Oh, and surfing where sharks live scares the hell out of me.
That last one reminds me of a sculpture some neighbors had in their front yard down the street from my childhood home. It was a piece of driftwood with a big metal wave crashing over it. Some vandals spray-painted the same message featured on these posters. It was the biggest eyesore for miles. Hideous, yet hilarious.
hahaha, I prefer sitting still too.
Ah ha! "...like eating cheese or sitting still." That made my day. :)
I know how you feel though. For my boyfriend's sister's birthday dinner, we went to Southern Junction, which is country bar/restaurant/ dancing joint. They have a mechanical bull there that I was forced to ride. I tried everything to get out of it, like lying about my age and reading all the way through the legal clause you had to sign. But alas, my plans were foiled, and I rode the bull. I survived!
Joanna, you are HILARIOUS. These posters are rad and you are just too cool for words.
You prefer eating cheese and sitting still. I almost fell out of my chair - that was too funny!!!
These are excellent.
HILARIOUS!
Hihi, these are just the perfect amout of geeky :D
you are too too funny! "eating cheese and sitting still" I love it. So true for me too. Scared of: dark. check. sharks. check. (though the ocean is still my favorite thing in the world). that the pipes rattling are actually kidnappers. check. car crashes. check. (though thankfully nyc negates that one a bit).
fantastic! That's 100% me too!
xox tash
This post made my whole day. Thank you for putting a huge smile on my face.
hey, wussies live longer. don't fret.
hahah, I love your phrase "like eating cheese or sitting still." That's hilarious :)
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Haha you are hilarious. Sitting still will be one of my new favorite pastimes. Love the posters.
You are funny and I'm totally in the same boat as you.
These posters are awesome and I actually laughed out loud! thanks!
Baha! Glad to know I'm not the only grown woman who's afraid of the dark. I had SIX night lights in my bedroom in high school. Six. Good thing I've got my man to substitute for those night lights. I'm pretty sure the electric bill would clean me out! :)
'like eating cheese or sitting still' that's so funny. I'm the same way-
A side of me loves dangerous things (I would love to go skydiving before my 25th birthday), but another side of me loves sitting quietly, eating cheese and drinking wine.
hahaha these are so funny :) great post!! xx
Haha I'm the exact same way! I don't see why humans make themselves do such silly things for entertainment. Let's just sit and talk with a cup of tea or a beer, shall we?
The first one is classic!
give youreslf some credit! You could always hoke on the cheese.
Haha! so cool! Love them!
You were never a wuss! I remember the grueling hours of practice, blistered feet and blackened toenails you endured for the love of ballet! But I understand the fear of snorkeling... Love the posters, too - they make me laugh. xo
Love them! It will be my brother's Christmas gift! Thanks for sharing.
HA! I love them!
If you're lactose intolerant, eating cheese can be VERY dangerous! ;o)
Baaahahaha. Yes, sitting still is safe, although cheese eating can be quite adventurous!
Love it! :)
your too funny! I feel the same way. My hubs has the no fear bug, like the time he had me in a helicopter back country skiing on our honeymoon. yikes! I hate flying, kind of ironic since I now live overseas.
Heh, I'm a wiener too. I love these posters! My favorite is the one with the sharks. Yikes.
"like eating cheese or sitting still"
that totally made me snort water out my nose. hahah THANKS! ;)
hehe I like the skateboard one! =)
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haha, joanna! you are too cute!
Eating cheese and sitting still is my favorite past time!
but are you scared of being open about your feelings?
these posters are great.
Thanks for the giggle! Re, the cheese and the WTF. x
Ha! I'm exactly the same. I'd add reading to the list, as well.
So cute!! Love these.
And snorkeling is totally scary... ;)
I'm scared of everything too! Only I prefer to call it being "cautious." These posters are great! And thanks for the sweet comment on my blog - I can't wait to be a mom. Love the pics of your little boy. He's adorable. :)
These are too funny! And I am right there with you, I don't like dangerous things of any kind. Sitting still and eating cheese are right up my alley though =)
You're too funny, I enjoy eating cheese as well :)
"eating cheese or standing still".... bahahahaha
"Eating cheese or sitting still" is one of the best quotes I've heard in a long time. I feel like it ought to be on a t-shirt. Or, hey... a poster!
hilarious! especially the first one.
haha, truffle oil, that joke will never get old :)
littlewinterbride, that sounds amazing/terrifying!!
WHAT? Cheese can be terrifying - think of rubbery orangey squares of KRAFT WHO KNOWS WHAT. That's terrifying.
That's hilarious! I'm the same way, such a wimp sometimes! I prefer to call it "reasonable" though :)
Wow Joanna, I am right up your alley. I've rock climbed for four and a half years now, but my favorite part of the day is still belaying other people and keeping them safe! Lol. I think I laughed for five minutes straight after reading this, I'm so much like that, too!
I LOVE these posters!
I am usually not very adventurous but Kiwi is trying to get me out of my comfort zone! He took me on a hot air balloon ride for our anniversary and shockingly I wasn't scared at all! Maybe I have a tiny bit of inner daredevil after all :)
I was seriously laughing out loud at the sitting still or eating cheese part! Cheese I do love, but I tend to be the adventurer :D Great posters!
Ha! But I feel you. The first time I went snorkeling it took me a good bit to work up the nerve to jump overboard (they make you jump! no going down the ladder) and even longer to coax my sister to follow me. When I finally got her to jump we were both having mild panic attacks and the boat crew threw bread overboard and the fish were literally swarming us. I mean, literally. But then we loved it, and I've been a snorkel junkie ever since. Now scuba diving, that is cause for panic. One day I'll get the hang of it...
Love these!! I am so with you on the wussy thing - I'm still trying to work up the nerve to snorkel, even after many trips to Hawaii. ;)
I'm glad I'm not the only adult who is afraid of the dark!
That's awesome!
I am right with you on the danger avoidance, Joanna! Sitting down, preferably on solid ground, and eating cheese sound like perfectly reasonable adventures to me ;)
haha- eating cheese or sitting still. i laughed out loud.
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hahaha, LOVE, love, LOVE these.
"I prefer things that aren't at all dangerous, like eating cheese or sitting still." Best quote ever. I may have to borrow it from time to time...
Haha, I am exactly the same. Can I use that quote at cocktail parties (when I'm standing still eating cheese)?
Lol, cute. They would be much funnier if they said "oh crap."
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