A perfectly engineered umbrella to withstand crazy winds, $54.
Grey sea-salt from France, since sea salt makes everything delicious, $9.
Dishtowel necktie, $44.55.
Whiskey cologne made in Maine, $68. "It is not a scent for every man," the shop warns. "This is a powerfully masculine scent." Noted.
Buttermilk pancake mix with chunks of Mo's Bacon Bar, which combines applewood smoked bacon and Alder sea salt with deep milk chocolate. (Yowza.) $12.
F U, Penguin, a book based on the hilarious blog that puts cute animals in their place, $10.20.
Blow-Up movie poster for his apartment, $16.
Shark fin salt-and-pepper shakers, $38.
Cheeky coasters to give your mom a heart attack, $9.99.
The Icelandic bearded cap from last year, since it's becoming a tradition. $104.