My friends have developed relationship slang over the years. A few of my favorite (and most frequently used) terms are:* a deep & meaningful = a serious talk about the relationship's future.
* the slow fade = letting a relationship die out by slowly stopping contact, versus having a talk about it.
* the long, dirty road = breaking up but continuing to sleep together.
What relationships slang do you have, dear readers?
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The good old RDT - Relationship Defining Talk - the inevitable discussion about Where This Is Going.
ReplyDeletethe NCMO- verb. "nick moe" an acronym for the Non Committal Make Out. "She really doesn't care for Barnard, but she was way into the NCMO."
ReplyDeleteThe M.R.S.- verb. an acronym for a woman who attends/hangs out at a college or university for the sole purpose of 'earning' her "Mrs." "Prudence is over at the Vanderhoosen Law Library tonight; she's hoping to land an attorney along with her M.R.S. degree."
An Elevator or Mr. Otis- noun. A person, usually male, who has a habit of quickly ditching his latest flame and acquiring as much of her possessions as possible. "Ted gave Carolyn the 'shaft' in court; he's such an elevator." "Mr. Otis forgot to send his child support again this month."
waffling: sleeping with your ex as in... "Don't tell me you waffled, did you?"
ReplyDeleteThe Groundhog.
ReplyDeleteAs in Punxatawny Phil. The guy who is all into you and then gets "scared" and jumps back into his groundhog home.
Two of my favourites from the land of Oz.....
ReplyDeleteEmotional Vampire: someone who sucks all the good energy out of you, usually through emotional manipulation and/or passive aggressive behaviour....
and
Lesbian Tracksuit - slang for matching outfits, worn by couples, whether lesbian or not.
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DTR= determining the relationship.
ReplyDeleteAre you guys still casual or have you had the DTR?
Shacking= spending the night
I shacked with Billy last night.
Shack Pack= a bag packed for an intentional night of shacking.
I totally forgot to put my make up in my shack pack.
Walk of Shame= having to go home or anywhere else after a night of shacking.
I had to do the walk of shame after shacking at Billy's.
Autopilot=heart not really in the relationship.
I mean, for the last 2 months I have just been on autopilot.
I could go on and on. :)
i will say...
ReplyDeletewe got "down and dirty" when we have a big serious talk.
"the wine guy" for a bad date. My friends has an infamous story with "the wine guy" so he is a stand in for all hilariousness now.
"down and dirty" for a serious talk.
ReplyDelete"the wine guy" as a lame date guy, based on an infamously bad date a friend had with the "wine guy"
"one of those" for the guy who is super cute and nice but zilch on the chemistry scale
haha, these are awesome. i thought of another one, from Lina:
ReplyDeleteT.W. = The Worst, as in a cheesy cocky annoying guy.
Lol! These are great...
ReplyDeleteThe Ick = that feeling that comes over you when the crush wears off. Once you have it, there is no saving the relationship.
ReplyDeleteoh, brilliant asylum! my brother has the same sentiment as the ick, but he calls it "the cringe." once you get the cringe, it's all over.
ReplyDeleteno acknowledgment props for the long, dirty road? i once tried to take you on that road!
ReplyDeletewhat do you mean tried to take me? you did take me!
ReplyDeleteall props to go Bean for "long, dirty road"
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ReplyDeleteI love these!! Long, dirty road is priceless.
ReplyDeleteThe "cringe"
ReplyDelete> so like, a few months ago i spent nearly forty hours
> driving around
> england with a girl named emma. don't give me that
> Training Day
> speech about how boring I am for not having hit it.
> fine, do.
>
> at some point during that nearly 40 hours, we began
> to talk boys
> and girls, and emma said whats attractive is when
> guys can
> arrange fancy evenings out of nowhere, and shared an
> anecdote about
> somedude dropping off a wetsuit at somelady's work
> and saying 'meet
> you in an hour, wear this.[wink]' maybe they
> snorkled in the thames.
> later, i probably asked her how hot she gets when a
> guy opens a door
> for her. i'm a one trick pony
>
> then emma brought up the cringe. initially i was
> quietly wtf, but the
> more i listened, the more i heard. she said- Once
> you get the
> cringe, there's no going back. when something about
> an SO (or
> anybody) rubs you the wrong way, it will disgust you
> every time you
> notice it, and that one thing will grow into a
> humongous snowball of
> awful things about them. Maybe they snap their gum,
> or chew ice, but
> if you need a reason to dislike someone, you will
> find it. She gave
> other examples, like getting rowdy and fighting guys
> at a bar, or
> wearing self-consciously stylish sunglasses.
>
> Where is this going, dear reader you may ask. This
> email was
> conceived while I was, in my head, comparing your
> shoulders to those
> of a polish girl. A girl who's good luck recently
> coincided with my
> bad luck, when I gave her a back massage. She's the
> niece and cousin
> of two of my friends in England, Monika and Alex.
> (old friends of my
> dad's old friend)
>
> I will refrain from the thoughts which coursed
> through my head as I
> gave her the massage. To avoid being cruel, I will
> instead
> let this next thought illustrate the power of the
> cringe. A tall,
> thin polish girl with a chest asked me for a back
> massage in a room
> lit only by computer monitor. i complied, and from
> then on I could
> only gaze at my dim reflection in the window and
> focus on
> keeping my mitts from coming in contact with her
> skin.
>
> your shoulders',
> Me
my american friend has a couple of sweet ones -
ReplyDeletea benchwarmer: a guy you love sitting and talking to all night but not sure if he's a friend or something more.
a profile guy: has a great profile but not so good face on!
one of my sister's faves was: nice from far but far from nice!
sleep-over
ReplyDeleteso much nicer than 'slept-with'. not something you regret doing.
pash-n-dash
a lustful kiss, but never to see kissee again.
snogarama
lots of kissing and not much else
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